blowing whistle & some swooshing characters

This was an almost actual online chat session between two single & hopeful individuals (names had been changed to protect the um, individuals interest): -

Boy: hi. how are you?

Girl: hi. im good :)

Boy: asl?

Girl: 26 f pj. u?

Boy: 28 (#lie), m, pj too

*the conversation went on for a bit touching on the issue of work, and the shits*

Boy: so, what's ur name?

Girl: oh. u can call me marissa...

Boy: nice name. u can call me kenneth (#truth). wanna go out sometime?

*Then, they met in Coffee Beans*

Kenneth: Hi Marissa. Nice to meet you.

Marissa: Hi. *Blush*

They talked for abit about everything and anything under the weather although Kenneth was slightly disappointed and annoyed with her cos the actual Marissa is damn annoying.

M: y'know, kenneth. my name is not Marissa. Actually, my name is Kumari.

"Kumari? Damn. Why did she tell me her real name? KU-MA-RI! Fck! Fck! Fck!" Kenneth was obviously not pleased with that lie. SHOCKED, disappointed and speechless, he had to quickly come out with something intelligent and he says...

"Oh ok. At least we both share the same intial on our first name."

What the...

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An Oklahoma judge has been sentenced to four years in prison for using a penis pump during a criminal trial. That's right, the man was seen to be using the device almost daily during the murder trial of a man on stand for the shaking death of a toddler. Apparently, a swooshing sound can be heard on court tapes for the trial and when asked about the sound, the judge said he hadn't heard it but would listen out for it.

He now says that the pump was a gag joke from a friend and he may have absentmindedly pumped it during court proceedings but that he never used it to masturbate. Did he absentmindedly strap it to himself beforehand too?

This judge is a real pervert. but i reckon he'll have a ball of a time in the lock-up. :P

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ALOR STAR: Two teenage boys who wanted to buy cigarettes had demanded RM10 from a 10-year-old boy. When they found out the boy had only RM1 with him, the bullies severely beat the primary school pupil. [ more ]

What is wrong with Malaysian these days? The govt should seriously look into the Education System & do a thorough research on these outrageous behaviour of our people.

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Samy Vellu:Blow the whistle on contractors who blow it

KUALA LUMPUR:Frustrated with the increasing number of abandoned projects and shoddy work by contractors, the Government has decided to put people power into service.The public will be invited to become the eyes and ears of the Works Ministry to prevent hanky-panky and reduce costs arising from the need to revive abandoned projects and repair slipshod work.

Works Minister Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu said this would be part of a code of ethics and a performance-appraisal system for contractors likely to be implemented next year.He said it was aimed at preventing abuse of government projects. The public could contact the Construction Industry Development Board Malaysia (CIDB) if they felt things were amiss with any government construction project.The code, drawn up by contractor associations and government departments, requires contractors to finish their job on time and according to specifications. Contractors will also have to sit for integrity courses.

"These are drastic measures. Once implemented, the code of ethics and appraisal system will have to be adhered to by contractors registered with the CIDB. "The interesting point is that the public will become whistle-blowers. Their complaints can be submitted to the CIDB, which will conduct an investigation. "The case will then be referred to the Contractors’ Code of Ethics Compliance Monitoring Committee for disciplinary action." [ more ]

I am not sure about you but I think the "people", that's me, you and you and you, have blown our whistles (damn, i'd giggle everytime i read this) long long time ago but it was blatantly ignored. whatever took them so long to finally realise the severity of these white elephants in this country; let's hope they handle this problem with integrity & not take another 20 yrs to solve it.