I'm not gay

I drink beer, hence I'm not gay.
I love football, hence I'm not gay.
I like babes, hence I'm not gay.
I wear black, hence I'm not gay.
I love steaks, hence I'm not gay.
I don't like small dogs, hence I'm not gay.
I listen to rock & roll, hence I'm not gay.
I watch Sports channel, hence I'm not gay.
I don't scream covering my mouth with my hand;
hence, I'm not gay.


This poem is inspired by the Cleo's 50 Most Gay Eligible Bachelor in Singapore.

Disclaimer: If you are offended and pissed off by this article then, too bad! It is time to learn to take things lightly, dude.