Stress, stress, stress

It gives me joy to see things that you have designed being put together pieces by pieces. It's sorta like giving birth minus the pain. No, I am not about to change sex and get pregnant. I am talking about the project that Ad and I are doing.

In just about one week or so, we will be able to see the finishing of everything and being a self-inflicted pressure cooker slash anal retentive bossy bitch, I will lose more sleep (and hair) and grow more tits, I mean, zits, in the next couple of days because they are a few more items that I have not seen it.

Besides, imagine if you have a client doing this to you:

Client: "Wei! The chair ah! Why so BIG wan! AIJOO soooo BIG KENOT SIT WAN!!! I SIT DOWN ALSO I look so TINY. Aijoo aijoo."

I was like, FUCK. I screwed up. After checking the actual product and talking to people who actually put the chair together, I was relieved that I wasn't wrong and the chair is actually nicer than she had described it. She, turned out, to be also an anal-retentive person who is a self-inflicted pressure cooker slash bossy bitch. No wonder we get along well.

The other thing that really pissed me off is the Contractor that the client had hired. I hate it when they compromise quality with price. The work is shody and they are so irresponsible. Fucking hate that m*&^%$#@ (bear with me). Some more he wants to ask me out for a drink.

What the...

Top 10 Weird Behaviour seen in a Male's Bathroom

Walking in to a male's bathroom is always a, erm, interesting experience. I have, diligently, observed and made mental notes of the things I had witnessed in the past. Here is my "Top Ten Weird Behavior seen in a Male's Bathroom" (Not in order of disgust/eccentricity).

1. Combing hair using a brush. Not any type of brush but a brush that is made of plastic, round in shape (D6cm - 10cm) that comes with a holder which could fit 3-4 of your fingers just so you could comb ur hair. It sometimes comes in Pink (note: Metrosexual) and much prefered by Indian males.
   
   
2. Splashes of water in a private cubicle as if the person is bathing. But really he was just, erm, shitting. I could not comprehend this. Care to explain, water-splasher?
   
   
3. Washing their manhood using water gushing out from a urinal right after they had pee. This is not uncommon and no, I am not a pervert standing next to them to observe all that. I mean, you'd know someone is washing his penis when he was just one urinal away from you, right?
   
   
4. Standing in front of the mirror posing or applying water from the faucet to his hair that resulted to water dripping on to his face, side, top and wherever he was applying on. A good 15 minutes. I think.
   
   
5. Using a hair dryer to blow dry their private parts (of cos, covered with a towel or sometimes shorts). I mean, how hairy can Asian men be? Aren't they afraid of germs from the hair dryer? Maybe, it pleasures them. LOL. Commonly seen in a gym's changing room.
   
6. Talking out really loud on the mobile phone in a cubicle while shitting. It can be anything, the topic, but what is more important? Shitting should be a relaxed activity, no?
   
   
7. Strutting around in super thin, tattered or worn out bath towel (in male's changing room). How much is a bath towel these days??? Sexy, I believe, is loosely defined here.
   
   
8. Whispering out loud while peeing. Freaky.
   
   
9. Rolling up tissues from the tissue dispensing machine almost emptying it. Asshole got so big?
   
   
10. Farting...... It is not weird nor uncommon. Just that some people fart and pee at the same time. I've witnessed once that this dude actually fart and burp and pee all at one go! I don't think even Shrek could top that, man.

Have you experienced anything more, erm, bewildering than the above? I'd like to hear it from you :)

PS: I love Maroon 5's new album :)

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I think I will give my brain a break (although I finally have the time to update my blog). It has been overused recently that when I go to sleep, I'd even think about work. Sigh. And, my bruxism is getting worse that I reckon it is likely caused by stress (hence, the tired jaws in the morning).

Maybe Ad is right. We deserve a break after we've wrapped up the project. Bali and margarita. Mmm mmmm......

Crumpler is so cool

Not a fan of Crumpler bags before. Now, I am. Check out their website to see why.

Summer-lah!

Yes, it is Summer and it is hell HOT all around the world, even during Winter. Soon enough, Winter is but a thing of the past. But, that is another story altogether.

I mentioned previously that I'd like to highlight some of the upcoming Summer movies (expectations are slightly overrated but don't mind me) and the ball started rolling (very slowly) in Malaysia with 'Spider-Man 3', which turned out to be quite fun albeit a little bit sappy.


Here is a list of movies that I'd like to really watch.

1. Knocked Up
   Aside from the sexy siren from Grey's Anatomy, Katherine Heigl, I'd also like to see how this movie will make an unknown actor, Seth Rogen, the next to-look-out-for actor. I like that the story is simple, heart-warming and yes, it is a comedy. These days, I'd enjoy less dramatic, and heavy movies. It must be age.



2. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
   Even when I did not enjoyed the 2nd sequel so much, I'd still watch the final installation of POC because I like big budget movies complete with mega endorsements and advertising of the movie; more so if the stars are the eccentric (and sexy) Johnny Depp and yes, Mr. Chow. I can so imagine him playing this Asian dude with long moustaches sword-fighting (I know there is a term for that but I am too lazy to think) with JD. Anyways, I am watching it this Thursday!
   
   
3. Shrek 3
   I'd watch it for Puss in the Boots. Seriously.
   
   
4. Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix
   Let's not talk about Daniel Radcliffe's "you-know-what" and concentrate on his latest adventure as Harry Potter to fight the evil Voldermort. Ah, I love magic, and little cutesy stuff *wink*
   
   
5. Ocean's 13
   Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Andy Garcia... I think I don't need to say much, right? Ok, maybe homoerotic.
   
   
6. Transformers
   Fu-yoh! I love transformers even back in Primary School - remember the craze of transformatic robots and all that jazz? And, and Thundercat? Where his sword will grow longer and longer when he says, 'Thunder, thunder, THUNDER CAT!"? So cool! Um... But, I digress. Yes, I owned a couple of Transformers (just a couple cos there were darn expensive back then) & I watched it every evening after school without fail. Now that they have made a movie for the big screen, I am thrill. Definitely one to watch out for. I hope they revived Voltron's character.
   
   
7. Hairspray
   How gay is the title? Very. Imagine John Travolta's in drag. Not thrill? The rainbow color movie poster. Still not? Ok, it's a damn MUSICAL! Ok, I am jumping. I don't know about you.
   
   
8. My Blueberry Nights
   I know it sounds weird, the title. But, this is Wong Kar Wai's first Hollywood movie and it has got a stellar casts (mostly my favorites) that include Jude Law, Natalie Portman, Rachel Weisz and Norah Jones. I kid you not. She is really acting and she is acting in a Wong Kar Wai's film. I'm a great fan of WKW's films and I certainly will not miss this for the world. It has debuted in Cannes recently and the reviews have been pretty good. Imagine New York, gorgeous actors and jazz music. And, helmed by WKW. I kinda feel it already.
   
   
9. The Simpsons Movie / Ratatouille
   It's THE Simpsons movie. Enough said. Ok, Bard bare it all, I heard. LOL. Ratatouille is a Parisian rat. And, he has a sophisticated palate unlike his counterparts. If you have seen the trailer in the theaters, you know how funny (and cute) these movie is. You know, now, how much I like animation or cartoons, some people call it :D
   
   
10. Eagle vs Shark
    A story of two ill-dressed misfits, their blind love, and one man's quest for revenge. The next Napoleon's Dynamite? Hmm...

And then there's your usual sequal, Fantastic Four (hope it is better than the first one), Gigli II ...erm, I mean, J Lo's new movie with her hubby, Marc Anthony, El Cantante, The Bourne Ultimatum.

What a BLAST!

I had a very good (although belated) 30th birthday celebration last night. Totally unexpected, and I must compliment all my friends for planning the party so well (except for Diva V's spoiler Kenari hehehe).

Thank you all for the great "SURPRISE" party (I would've died of heart attack if I've a weak heart but that was a good one!), for the effort i.e. great food, and thank you for making my already stressful day a great one. And especially to Ad for bringing everything together - I love those balloons ;)

Merci Beaucoup.

xoxo

ps: We had a blast playing Nintendo Wii, too! Many thanks to johnnybravo. And yes, I was virtually boxing him (see pic above). Dang shiok!

Illegal PDS (Public Display of Sexiness)

A little indulgence from the birthday boy. Enjoy.

Another happy verse

Dum dee dum ...


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What the...

The "What the..." moments.

Cheating is tricky. Even more tricky if it involves erm, Women.

So. Better think before you cheat. You have a cheating story you want to share? You can email me :)

This is NOT cheating per se. This is fooling around when you really are clueless sitting for a paper back in school/college. Wished I did all these when I was sitting for my Java papers hehehe...






And, lastly, I received a phone call from one of those telemarketing people yesterday afternoon.

"Good afternoon sir. May I speak to Angelina, please?" she spoke with a heavy Indian accent. She obviously got our office number from the classified ads we've put up many months ago.

"She is not in. May I help you?" I said, obviously lying about Angelina's existence. She never exists if you must know.

"You are Angelina?" she asked very quickly.

I thought, Why not? And said, "Yes."

"Ok. ENCIK ANGELINA. Kami dari sebuah institusi sedang promote free Medical check-up lah for Encik punyer kompani. Encik ada buat Medical check-up?"

I was really not laughing. I was more irritated by her ignorance and unprofessionalism in handling potential customer over the phone.

I said, "No. I do not have the time. Thank you".

"Eh! Eh! Tapi kenapa? U mesti buat medical check-up mah!"

I replied rather sternly, "It's ok. Goodbye."

And the line went dead. Before I hung up.

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Winne, Rakuzen is on you next Sunday, yo :p

Politics Eh?

I haven't got the time to write much recently cos I have quite a lot to do. I think I said that like in my last 3 posts :p

Anyways, here's something I have read on the internet that I'd like to share with you guys. Preeety interesting, I'd say.

"Believe it or not, Anwar Ibrahim is now anxiously waiting to be sued! And he is hoping that Najib Abdul Razak would take the initiative as this would enable him to expose more in court of what he knows about the Mongolian murder case. Last night, the opposition icon continued his attack on Najib by ‘inviting’ the deputy premier to initiate a lawsuit against him for linking the latter to the murder case of a Mongolian national. “I prefer him (Najib) to sue me because I can go to court then and speak more about the matter,” Anwar told a crowd of about 400 at a dinner in Ijok where a by-election is being held.His challenge was made in the wake of Najib’s statement on Thursday that the deputy premier has no plan to take Anwar to court for the time being over the allegation.

Najib had said, “I don’t have to sue him. I have the option to sue him but what’s important is to let the law take its course.”Anwar, the PKR advisor, has repeatedly drawn Najib’s name into the gruesome murder of Altantuya Shaariibuu. The Mongolian national aged 28 was murdered and her body was blown to bits with a powerful plastic explosive at a secondary forest near the Subang Dam at Puncak Alam, Shah Alam last October. Two officers from a police elite unit have been charged with murder while a think-tanker closely linked to Najib has been charged with abetting them."

Excerpt from "Get Najib by Election Campaign". More here. Oh yeah, if you are at it, you might like to check out "The Khairy Chronicles eBook". Un-clickoffable.

Paris Hilton Appeals Jail Sentence

"Paris Hilton has appealed her 45-day jail sentence for violating her probation, according to papers released Monday. The one-page notice of appeal was filled out by hand and filed Friday shortly after the judge issued the sentence.

"It's a long shot," Loyola Law School professor Laurie Levenson tells PEOPLE of the appeal's chances. "I wouldn't hold my breath. It was a clear-cut case against her. Paris's excuses didn't ring true." Lawrence Taylor, a 30-year DUI attorney, says, "Her chances of winning an appeal are little to none. The prosecutors had a slam dunk case. The evidence was overwhelming that she repeatedly violated probation." In all, it has been a tumultuous few days for Hilton. After the sentencing, she was so upset she fired her longtime publicist – then scheduled a dinner with him to discuss the matter." More

If you asked me, I think she has nailed it again. C'mon, who better publicity than bad publicity these days? The Lindsays, or the Mischas or the Britneys will probably go like, "Bitch! How do I top that?!"

Spider-man 3 reaps in $148million in it's first 3 days. That's a record. It is, undeniably, one of the better movie that came out this year and I really like the "dark side" of Spiderman though he did some really cheesy dance moves (Tobey can't dance at all!) and Topher Grace almost stole the show from Spidey playing the cheeky photo journalist, Eddie Brook who turned into Venom. Oh! If you haven't watched it, be prepared for some yawn-inspiring romance story injected in the show. Damn poh-ma man.

I will review some of the up and coming Summer movies pretty soon.

It won't be soon before long (Continuation)

...that I will change my blog's layout (again)
...that I will be so bogged down in shopping for other people
...that I will be dancing the night away in a swanky club
...that I will be owning a new Nikon D40x
...that I will be sun bathing next to a hot aussie in Langkawi
...that I will be listening to Maroon 5's new album
...that I will be wearing my brand spanking new shoe :p
...that I will be sipping my favorite martini in Sky Bar
...that I will be listening to my favorite music on my new iPod (preferably Feist new lp)
...that I am only really bragging. Seriously.

I have been super busy, I am kinda enjoying it. I think I'm sick.

If anything, it won't be soon before long that I will be so worn out that I think nothing else matters....maybe a massage.